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hippo
Posts : 1383
Join date : 2012-02-14
Location : A small enclosure on the Iberian peninsula.
| Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........  Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:58 pm | |
| Cherries aren't in season at the moment. |
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Chingers
Posts : 577
Join date : 2012-01-10
Age : 51
Location : Chingford
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:38 am | |
| We went out with a load of lads to Amsterdam a few years back and one bloke who came with us was only 18 but kept giving it the big un about women he'd been with. A few of the boys got together and paid for him to have a girl but of their choosing. By this point I was in a coffee shop and oblivious to all this but they met us later and told us how they had paid for him to have a post op transsexual. Now I have no idea where they knew to go but they seemed pretty confident they got it right. The lad apparently didn't have a clue and went in more than happy when he saw the girl.
When he caught up with us he started spilling the beans that it was actually his first time but he'd messed around with loads of women before. Amazingly nobody let on and I'm not sure to this day if her realises how unique his first time actually was. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:01 pm | |
| They reckon the only difference between a gay and a straight bloke is about five pints anyway.  |
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Peggy
Posts : 1586
Join date : 2013-03-24
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:40 pm | |
| Never liked cherries that much. Can't remember the last time I ate one - not even in a yoghurt or anything. So given I never buy them, I doubt I've ever lost any. |
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Chemical Ali
Posts : 7322
Join date : 2011-05-10
Age : 47
Location : Plymouth
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:36 pm | |
| In Efford with a bird my mates called "can opener teeth". It wasn't her first time as she had a 2 year old kid. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:39 pm | |
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- In Efford with a bird my mates called "can opener teeth". It wasn't her first time as she had a 2 year old kid.
That's highly illegal. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:32 pm | |
| And it was Mouldy's  |
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mouldyoldgoat
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Posts : 15781
Join date : 2011-12-22
Age : 61
Location : Berkshire
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:40 pm | |
| _______________________________________ I'm one of the common people so says the wife! (A true GSG Girl) PepsiPete Forecasting League Champion 2016-17 He was behind me at Charlton!  Now an officially semi retired old fart!  |
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Mapperley, darling
Posts : 2345
Join date : 2011-05-10
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:38 pm | |
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Chingers
Posts : 577
Join date : 2012-01-10
Age : 51
Location : Chingford
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:57 am | |
| - Chemical Ali wrote:
- In Efford with a bird my mates called "can opener teeth".
No foreplay then? |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:19 am | |
| I was watching Apocalypse Now at the time. That's my tip. Put on a film that women find boring and they'll resort to it. Never fails. My DVD collection is essentially a pile of films about the existentialist search for humanity - all films must be at least three hours long and must contain scenes of men sitting, doing nothing, for ten minutes and shots of clouds. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:39 am | |
| "I bored her into having sex with me!"  |
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| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:55 am | |
| Absolutely. When you look like me, you need a plan. |
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| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:06 pm | |
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Not if you live in Efford |
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Jethro
Posts : 8363
Join date : 2013-01-03
Age : 33
Location : Dorset
| | Subject: Re: I lost my cherry at........ Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:07 pm | |
|  how I lost mine had to dress like this |
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