The future of English football

is being coached by John Beck  

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/oct/05/john-beck-fa-coaching

Quite amazing really and surely is a big step backwards?

At least they'll learn how to put the right quantity of laxatives in the opposition's tea  

Did we ever move forward from 11 great lumps? Seems like continuity to me.

There has been a few so-called exceptional players over the years, who have won feck all at international level.

Germany have always been successful despite being dull.

Just glad it aint my call.

Big Sam the next England manager, Andy C and Carlton Cole up top, Kevin Nolan in behind, prapper wingers like Matt Jarvis and Jermaine Pennant. Big lads at the back. ROAR

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Big Sam the next England manager, Andy C and Carlton Cole up top, Kevin Nolan in behind, prapper wingers like Matt Jarvis and Jermaine Pennant. Big lads at the back. ROAR

Didn't do so badly against Fancy Dan's expensively assembled, world class, mercenaries yesterday.

I think you boys may have missed that City Ledge Noel Blake is heavily involved in the development of the kids, we is truly fooked.

I actually think this Beck thing has been well over-hyped by the meeja. He was quite revolutionary in a lot of things, including pre-match warm-up routines, players diets, hydration and shiz. And it isn't like he'll be telling people to grow the grass long in the corners at Wembley or heat up Poland's dressing room....

Mock Cuncher wrote:

I actually think this Beck thing has been well over-hyped by the meeja. He was quite revolutionary in a lot of things, including pre-match warm-up routines, players diets, hydration and shiz. And it isn't like he'll be telling people to grow the grass long in the corners at Wembley or heat up Poland's dressing room....

Or getting the players naked in the showers before games and throwing buckets of ice cold water over them.
I would shrivel up in embarrassment.