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PostSubject: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyWed Sep 04, 2013 9:56 pm

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'Welcome your host, that lanky tw@t who got caught trying to knob a page 3 bird"

"Good evening ladies and gents and welcome to Family Fortunes. It's a County divide special tonight, lets meet the teams"
"First up please welcome Gary"

CLAP CLAP CLAP

"Good evening. What's your name, where are you from and introduce us to your family"

"Alright ya cont, I'm Gary and I'm from Key Um in Plymuff. And we are the Drake family"

CLAP CLAP CLAP

"This is my wife Sonia"
"Hello Sonia"
"Alright ya cont"
"My bruvver Mike"
"Hello Mike"
"Alright ya prick"
"My son The Rock"
"Hello The Rock"
"Alright ya tw@t"
"And me mum Candy"
"Hello Candy "
"Alright Les"

CLAP CLAP CLAP

"That's an interesting name for your son 'The Rock'. You two big wrestling fans back in the day."
"Nah. We thought we'd copy the celebs and name him after where I got her knocked up. I banged her round the back by the slide bit. Calling him Crap Stone didn't seem fair"

"Now lets cross over and meet your opponents. Good evening. Tell us your name, where you've brought your family from and introduce us all"

"Ow do me ansum. I'm Derick and I is from Saldash in boodiful Cornish Cornwall. We be the Woodhouse's"

CLAP CLAP CLAP

"This is me uver alf Wendy"
"Hello Wendy"
"Ello Vernon"
"This is me sister Wendy"
"Hello Wendy"
"Hello Vernon"
"This is me cousin Wendy"
"Umm Hello Wendy"
"Hello Vernon"
"This is the Muvver of be Bruvvers kids..... Wendy"
"Err... Hello Wendy"
"Hello Vernon"
"Umm.... You do know that you keep introducing me to the same person?"
"That's right Vernon, and we got me Aunty Sheila, Uncle Michael and me next door neighbour who lives up the road, Dave. Makes 5 of us in total"

"Well that's the teams, lets play Family Fuckwits....I mean Fortunes"

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"Gary meet Derick, Derick meet Gary. One hand behind your back, lets play. We asked 100 Janners to name a Vegetable beginning with the letter 'B'..........."

BUZZ

"Yes Gary...."
"B tatoe"
"Jesus feckin Christ. Lets have a look, Gary says B tatoe........."

TING

"Top answer. 100 out of 100 Janners said a vegetable beginning with B was a B tatoe. Well feck me sideways you thick cnuts"

"Next round. Welcome up Sonia and Wendy"

CLAP CLAP CLAP

"One hand behind your back you cheating fuckers. We asked 100 Cornish folk to name the most popular things found on the web"

BUZZ

"Yes Derick......."
"Spiders"
"I think it meant the Internet Derick"
"The what?"
"The World Wide Web??"
"Never eard ov it me ansum."
"Anyway, lets have a look... Derick says spiders......."

TING

"100 out of 100 again! How the feck do you lot wank if you ain't got the Internet down in Cornwall?"
"We gets Wendy to do it"

" After the break its big money with Mike and Aunty Sheila."
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PostSubject: Re: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyWed Sep 04, 2013 10:06 pm

Lol. I remember playing eye spy as a kid and our next door neighbour was in ours and she said O.

We were all looking around the room and guessed orange squash, ostrich, opal fruits etc but they were all wrong so we all gave up and she said it was Ole, ole in my sock.

She'm proper Cornish.
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PostSubject: Re: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyWed Sep 04, 2013 11:39 pm

POI  ..you have far too much time on your hands...meanwhile,im watching celebrity big brother Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyThu Sep 05, 2013 6:53 am

alannotivvy wrote:
POI  ..you have far too much time on your hands...meanwhile,im watching celebrity big brother Embarassed
Yeh, I know. My shift pattern is 4 on 4 off. You're right - far too much time off. Good thought, init!

Too much time to talk crap, post crap, and drink beer.clown 
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PostSubject: Re: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyThu Sep 05, 2013 7:31 am

Person Of Interest wrote:
alannotivvy wrote:
POI  ..you have far too much time on your hands...meanwhile,im watching celebrity big brother Embarassed
Yeh, I know. My shift pattern is 4 on 4 off. You're right - far too much time off. Good thought, init!

Too much time to talk crap, post crap, and drink beer.clown 

You should take up something useful like jogging lol! lol! lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyThu Sep 05, 2013 8:11 am

cheers lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyThu Sep 05, 2013 1:37 pm

Greenjock wrote:
Person Of Interest wrote:
alannotivvy wrote:
POI  ..you have far too much time on your hands...meanwhile,im watching celebrity big brother Embarassed
Yeh, I know. My shift pattern is 4 on 4 off. You're right - far too much time off. Good thought, init!

Too much time to talk crap, post crap, and drink beer.clown 
You should take up something useful like jogging lol! lol! lol! 
KNOB. lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Family Fortunes (Jannerised)   Family Fortunes (Jannerised) EmptyThu Sep 05, 2013 2:36 pm

POI I love that, the PCFS page on facebook cracks me up. Brings back so many memories of Plymouth
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