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PostSubject: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptyThu Aug 01, 2013 9:41 pm

You know that prize they have at the half time 50/50 draw at Argo' that nobody ever wants to win - tickets to Woodlands? I'm going on Saturday. They have a real owl.

feckin awesome or what?
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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptyThu Aug 01, 2013 10:32 pm

Tell your youngest that I said Owls eat rabbits. It will either keep her quiet for the day or she will chin it and me.
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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptyThu Aug 01, 2013 10:45 pm

Or what.
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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptyFri Aug 02, 2013 4:07 pm

I went ter Woodlands as a young teen, or I might have been younger than that, I was probably about 12, and we were on one of those blow up dinghy slide things, The Twister one. I tipped it over and grabbed my mate's older sister's boob (accidentally, ish). We got to the bottom then 'made out', both soaked to the bone, and I bought candy floss. When the rest of their family found us we pretended nothing had happened, and we've not even spoken since. Pretty certain my lob on has yet to subside properly from that day, though. I also liked the death slides and the spinning roundabout thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptyFri Aug 02, 2013 4:43 pm

It's no more than you deserve Hairy, Karma, that's all.
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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptySat Aug 03, 2013 10:18 am

Chicken Karma.

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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptySat Aug 03, 2013 9:34 pm

It was quite crap. The kids loved it but the place hasn't got many rides and I'm knackered as I had to piggy back kids up the hill to go on the water slides about fifteen times. I saw a llama. The toe-bog-urn (I can't spell it) was pretty good and my youngest daughter wouldn't come off one of the rides and pushed a girl over who tried to queue jump (she's only five but she's pretty mean). My middle one was sick just outside of Totnes - luckily we pulled over before she decorated the car. We got some ready meals from Tesco on the way home and I found out we lost against Southend about an hour ago.

I'm glad I've never won free tickets to Woodlands. It's quite rubbish. 3/10 but I did see a llama and I got to touch a goat.
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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptySat Aug 03, 2013 9:54 pm

Woodlands is great. Think you are just a misery
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PostSubject: Re: Woodlands   Woodlands EmptySat Aug 03, 2013 11:17 pm

hairy j wrote:
3/10 but I did see a llama and I got to touch a goat.

Sounds very exciting...... hope it was a pretty one tongue 
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