The Women's Open

Crock of shiite?

Gets on to BBC2 with the tax payer picking up the tab, prize money is huge yet there just half a dozen people there watching it and half the players are scruffy moooses.

What's more they start halfway down the hole, OMG, fat Mex in leggings, nearly gagged.

Back to the cticket where we are getting a beasting.

Once watched Women's Open at Bercuit in Belgium. The Honey Monster was scary (but fun) and something like 2798 under par won. Par 5s were anything over 23 yards. We went back a month later and played off the tiger tees and the course was over a MILE longer. Lazy cows. Give 'em equality and they couldn't score less than 100. Apart from the monster of course, she bashed it like a bloke.