Saltash green is in a romantic mood

Saltash green has ordered flowers to be delivered to mrs saltash green at work. 2 dozen red roses , saltash green hopes to reep the rewards when saltash green returns home later

Rose petal jam? I think it takes a while to set.

How does someone who talks in the first person introduce themselves?

I can think of another being who talks of themselves in a similar way:



Surely they can't be one and the same!!!!

Saltash green is pleased to report that the flowers went down very well.


Saltash green is in for a good night

Does Saltash Green call er indoors "My Precioussssss"

I would be worried if any flowers I bought went down well. They are for looking at or smelling not eating. Maybe Mrs SG needs a holiday as well.

Actually my lillies I bought yesterday went down really well yesterday as well

I used to take my kids around our garden and point out what plants they could eat and what they couldn't. It used to shock their friends when they went around the garden munching. Rose petals, nasturtiums, borage, day-lilies, various herbs, woody night-shade.

(I lied about the last one.)