The "Rather you than me" thread.

Jermaine Defoe cheats on an 80/90's Dutch Footballer (see pic of AB in Spurs shirt) with Geraldine the Peter Kay alter ego.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4312774/Alexandra-Burke-dumps-Jermain-Defoe-after-he-cheats-again.html

Chingers wrote:

Jermaine Defoe cheats on an 80/90's Dutch Footballer (see pic of AB in Spurs shirt) with Geraldine the Peter Kay alter ego.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4312774/Alexandra-Burke-dumps-Jermain-Defoe-after-he-cheats-again.html

Anyone remember the Kathy Burke character 'Waynetta Slob'? Just asking...

Andy_Symons wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Jermaine Defoe cheats on an 80/90's Dutch Footballer (see pic of AB in Spurs shirt) with Geraldine the Peter Kay alter ego.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4312774/Alexandra-Burke-dumps-Jermain-Defoe-after-he-cheats-again.html

Anyone remember the Kathy Burke character 'Waynetta Slob'? Just asking...

Good shout.

It is a case of out of the frying pan into the dire. They're both mingers and Defoe obviously doesn't know the locations of the nightclubs frequented by other footballers, where totty like Aby Clancy and Imogen Thomas are to be found.

Absolute own goal on both occasions here Jermain, even Peter Crouch managed to somehow bag himself a fit bird.

Greenjock wrote:

It is a case of out of the frying pan into the dire. They're both mingers and Defoe obviously doesn't know the locations of the nightclubs frequented by other footballers, where totty like Aby Clancy and Imogen Thomas are to be found.

Absolute own goal on both occasions here Jermain, even Peter Crouch managed to somehow bag himself a fit bird.

Case closed.

Hey Jock, I think if Defoe sees you in your drag get up, he'll start stalking you on facebook next

How he found a woman uglier than Alexandra Burke God only knows.

Chemical Ali wrote:

Hey Jock, I think if Defoe sees you in your drag get up, he'll start stalking you on facebook next

How he found a woman uglier than Alexandra Burke God only knows.

He tried it once but I only have eyes for Lee Jameson x x x

Greenjock wrote:

It is a case of out of the frying pan into the dire. They're both mingers and Defoe obviously doesn't know the locations of the nightclubs frequented by other footballers, where totty like Aby Clancy and Imogen Thomas are to be found.

Absolute own goal on both occasions here Jermain, even Peter Crouch managed to somehow bag himself a fit bird.

Defoe is a past conquest of Imogen's:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1225433/Imogen-Thomas-reveals-real-reason-broke-footballer-Jermain-Defoe.html