Haircut Report

My hair was getting wavy and IRRITABLE so I decided to take it for a MAKEOVER.

I do NOT like getting a haircut at the best of times. I located a reasonably priced $12 barber down the road in the sunny SUBURB of St. Kilda. I planned this adequately, there was a mere one chap in the queue before I. He was sat there reading a magazine about FITNESS and was wearing orange SNEAKERS. He looked like he was a NICE person, but I am NOT one to judge on appearances-after what happened last time LOL.

I waited PATIENTLY for my turn and got the female. She was QUITE nice looking but also uneducated. Here is an example of her uneducation: She asked what style I wanted, then did NOT know what a 'Julius Caesar' entailed. I described it as being short on the back and sides and making me look like a POWERFUL dictator. Overall, she did a REASONABLE job.

At one point she leant over me and I glimpsed her underbra LOL.

She CHARGED me $14. Despite the OBVIOUS sign on the window I let this lie...I am NOT one to QUIBBLE about two dollars LOL.

7/10. I would go back just for a GLIMPSE of her underbra.

Did she shave your neck-hair? I need mine doing.

Yes she did.

I'm always torn between 'tapered' and 'square'. I usually go tapered, I once went square and regretted it.

(I *think* that 'tapered' is the word, having never seen it in text before).

No underarm hair?

I think the mods should move this to "Mundane". Bloody useless mods!

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Yes she did.

I'm always torn between 'tapered' and 'square'. I usually go tapered, I once went square and regretted it.

(I *think* that 'tapered' is the word, having never seen it in text before).

I've never really understood why it's such a tough decision. It's the one place you're not going to ever see even in the mirror.

I cut my own with electric clippers. Number three on top and two on my beard.

There was one time that I was doing it and had just taken the number three out so I could clean the blades. There was a knock on the door. When I had dealt with that I went back to cutting ....... Yep! I had forgotten to reattach the cut guide. For some weeks I had a stripe from my forehead up to my crown.

What the Feck is a haircut?

Something like the shepherd and dog in the Spec Savers advert.

They must do something similar on Exmoor.

Merv Plummer

pafcineurope wrote:

Something like the shepherd and dog in the Spec Savers advert.

They must do something similar on Exmoor.

Merv Plummer

Lost on me, don't have a TV, therefore never seen the advert.... also we're nearer Dartmoor than Exmoor

Ah well if we meet I'll explain it. Not that important.

Glad to see you're nearer to a real moor!!
Take care.

Merv Plummer

pafcineurope wrote:

Ah well if we meet I'll explain it. Not that important.

Glad to see you're nearer to a real moor!!
Take care.

Merv Plummer

Can't wait

Bodmin?

How are you getting on with those Show Of Hands CD's?

Chin up