Overheard in the Muff today

While weaving through the high end pavement culture of the Cornwall St  pasty quarter this morning...

"I'm not joking, there really is a shortage of gold ! "

deffo a shortage of decent teddies.

Shortage of life dain that ender tain

There ain’t a shortage of fat birds wearing mini skirts and eating pasty’s while pushing prams Lol

Yep the mind boggles with that remark, it wasn't Gordon Brown was it?

Heard this morning from baseball hat peering into phone....

"I'd happily burn that feckin big brother house down.. why do people watch that shite ? I watch Love Island instead these days"

RegGreen wrote:

There ain’t a shortage of fat birds wearing mini skirts and eating pasty’s while pushing prams Lol

I was out and about in down town Torquay earlier, i/ve never seen so many fat arses shoved into shorts in my life!!! they dont sell salad only chips in the bay ffs!

RegGreen wrote:

There ain’t a shortage of fat birds wearing mini skirts and eating pasty’s while pushing prams Lol