With apologies to Gil Scott Heron

We lived the dream then sold our team and Nooly's in the lounge.
I'll never hear a bad word said Nool in the Lounge
They banned that tring for sayin his thing but Nooly's in the Lounge
The team is a drag but we've got a big flag and Nooly's in the lounge

Excellent. Next up: the Forza Verde will not be televised

Gil Scott Heron's dad was the first black Celtic player, you know.

He was rubbish, he only had one leg.