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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Jan 16, 2015 7:24 am

Some things in life are very wrong
Especially fat old men in thongs.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Jan 16, 2015 6:11 pm

Peterhead, Peterhead, Peterhead,
Cold and damp,
Windy and dead.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Jan 16, 2015 6:35 pm

Where are you today then Seadog? Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Jan 16, 2015 6:42 pm

mouldyoldgoat wrote:
Where are you today then Seadog? Suspect



Hum.......Peterhead maybe ?
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Jan 16, 2015 6:56 pm

Three miles off,
The berth's not free,
Another hour,
On the drift for me.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Feb 20, 2015 3:49 pm

I know he was dumb, I know he was thick
But following us? Christ what a prick.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Feb 20, 2015 5:02 pm

The FPT, there she be,
the Argo TD anthology
I fookin still hate tigertony
for posting on a saturdee
FCOL WAFC FFS
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Feb 20, 2015 8:03 pm

If Carlsberg did poetry,
Would it be fizzy shite?

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Feb 27, 2015 10:45 pm

Bury bury on the wall
You're in for a great big fall
Luke is great and Reid's on fire
As we're set to go even higher

Sorry Mock for being bad
I am now very sad
I'll post on Friday's only now
Or get cast adrift on Seadogs dow
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Mar 06, 2015 11:37 am

The weekend's here and I'm not working
My dog is weird, he's started twerking
Pub tonight but don't know where
Forte, Brunel, I don't care.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Mar 06, 2015 11:43 am

e mails here
e mails there
porky, we dont fekkin care
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Mar 06, 2015 1:42 pm

feck off Friday, work to do
stomach ache, forgot to chew
Had a burger, twas fookin a
then wrote a poem; tis friday
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Mar 06, 2015 1:49 pm

No work 'terday,
This morning said yay,
Now I've been shoppin,
Spent all my lolly,
Tonite to the pub prolly.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Mar 06, 2015 7:07 pm

The game tomorrow must be won
Or we are in this season done
We need Roobs shooting boots
Then the match may bear some fruits
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Mar 20, 2015 10:24 pm

My car it is a rag top
But I've been a silly boy
The rag top hit the garage door
To fix would make me poor Sulk
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Mar 20, 2015 11:22 pm

My car it was stolen

So I don't drive anymore

Simply call a taxi

and it comes right to my door
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptySat Mar 21, 2015 6:48 am

Argyle Three, Newport Nil
The team came out to entertain and thrill
All those poster who thought we would lose
Where are they now? all on the booze.

Very Happy Very Happy  Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptySat Mar 21, 2015 9:37 am

FCOL Steve are you demented ? The clue is in the name mate, Mock will be spitting feathers when he sees this, if you don't self delete he will hunt you 'dain' and gnaw your face off no matter what part of the planet you inhabit, or if you're extremely lucky you might get a pass for being a new member, extremely unlikely though. If I were you I'd get sombrero'd up before venturing 'ait' and keep your eyes peeled for a man in a plastic suit FFS !! Cool
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptySat Mar 21, 2015 9:59 am

FFS CYFR SIS YSFC!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptySat Mar 21, 2015 10:26 am

AstiSpumante wrote:
FCOL Steve are you demented ? The clue is in the name mate, Mock will be spitting feathers when he sees this, if you don't self delete he will hunt you 'dain'  and gnaw your face off no matter what part of the planet you inhabit, or if you're extremely lucky you might get a pass for being a new member, extremely unlikely though. If I were you I'd get sombrero'd up before venturing 'ait' and keep your eyes peeled for a man in a plastic suit FFS !! Cool

LOL good effort Asti but it doesn't rhyme Very Happy
BTW why am I still the new member? Is the registration working?  Shocked
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It's a trickle effect on here Steve, but a steady and ever growing one, we sometimes lose the odd member but usually gain 4 or 5 new ones over the same period, bide your time mate, another whipping boy will be along soon Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Apr 17, 2015 6:20 pm

It is a long way to go
To Carlisle and Shrewsbury
By the time we see Tranmere
We might be looking at Wembley
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Apr 17, 2015 6:46 pm

Friday, Friday, Friday,
It's a funny old day.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Apr 24, 2015 8:46 pm

cricket on, by jove we're shit
West Indies worse, by a teeny bit
pitch so flat, bowling so poor
inevitability abait the draw

Tranmere Rovers tomoza, we hate scousers
and we hate scousers, we hate scousers
and we hate scousers, we hate scousers
and we hate scousers, but we aint sure how to feel
abait the chaps from the Wirral
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 31 EmptyFri Apr 24, 2015 10:11 pm

Big games here and big games there
Big games fookin' everywhere
We musn't draw but get a win
Or this season's in the bin

If we win and Luton lose
We can go on the booze
All we need is some goals
Then we'd all be happy souls

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