BANG!!!!

Me frikin laptop has just blown up!! Trusty old Dell Inspiron for the last 4 years. So long old chap - I did work you hard, but FFS (TM Seadog) not now, not when I have shitloads going on , on-line. I now have to sit up in the study on the main PC instead of downstairs, watching footy on tv and drinking beer and eating Pistachios.  

Are beer and pistachios really that heavy?

6 crates of Stella are extremely tiresome to hump up them stairs.

I've heard of humping a Gregg's slice but not 6 crates of Stella. Stella! That's really weird.

FCOL. I have now commandeered my wife's iPad.   

Does your iPad capitalise FOOKIN as well?

Iggy wrote:

Does your iPad capitalise FOOKIN as well?

Sounds like you have one of them Cornish iPads!!   

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