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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:39 pm

Cameron says we're all better off.

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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:12 pm

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:
Cameron says we're all better off.

Twat.

he has made a certain percentage better off and left another worse off.

I truly hope Milliband steps up now and proves he is a serious threat to Cameron's premiership. My hopes arent high though.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:56 am

Tamar tag users might have to pay 80p per month for having a tag. Thats my two going back then. The bridge makes a healthy profit each year but the ferry makes a loss, why not make ferry users pay more.

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Councillor wheelers comments made me smile. Cllr wheeler says people that have a tag have not contributed, but we all pay up front so my 25 quid top up is earning them interest and I`m earning nothing. So I haven`t contributed to the system then.  knob 


[i]Cllr George Wheeler (Lab, St Budeaux), a co-chairman of the joint committee, said: “There has to be some extra revenue raised from somewhere.

“Electronic tolling was introduced to increase capacity on the bridge. This mainly benefits regular users, who have not yet contributed to the massive investment in electronic toll booths, so this seems fair.”
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:56 am

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oh dear, comments make interesting reading !
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:57 am

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They did survey users. Did you do the survey?

The trees debate rages
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In other news, a man threw poop at his missus in a drunken rage
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i chucked some doggie doo at its owner a few years back. the mutt shat on my door step! quite a feat as its up two steps, but i watched it do it and the neighbour walk away, called him back, he got a bit tetchy about me asking him to pick it up! so i chucked it at him. the next week the same happened, this time posted it through his door. i reckon it smeared across his floor when he went in. dirty fucker. never happened since
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:35 am

Get those buckets out, HRH is having a bit of a cash flow crisis! The poor old Queen is feeling the pinch as well as those on James Turner St. Maybe Fungi could rent a room out, all in this together.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:44 am

Thank God that the Duchy of Cornwall is exempt from having to pay corporation and capital gains tax and the financial bindings that the rest of us have to abide by, Charlie doesn't have to contribute in those areas to assist nursing homes, schools and hospitals and social infrastructure etc.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:10 pm

Mapperley, darling wrote:
hairy j wrote:
They did survey users. Did you do the survey?

The trees debate rages
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Plymouth-tree-felling-plan-criticised-art-groups/story-20495990-detail/story.html

In other news, a man threw poop at his missus in a drunken rage
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Thug-threw-dog-mess-partner-assault-Plymouth/story-20495963-detail/story.html


i chucked some doggie doo at its owner a few years back. the mutt shat on my door step! quite a feat as its up two steps, but i watched it do it and the neighbour walk away, called him back, he got a bit tetchy about me asking him to pick it up! so i chucked it at him. the next week the same happened, this time posted it through his door. i reckon it smeared across his floor when he went in. dirty fucker. never happened since

There's an elderly woman who lives down the road with two little terriers, she let them shit in my garden so I rubbed her nose in it then made her eat what was left she hasn't done it since.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:40 pm

That's feckin vile. I agree with that official website closure guy; this forum is vile.

The trees idea was scrapped. Hooray for trees!

In today's news, not much happened. Apart from this.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/10/07/London-firefighters-urge-common-sense-after-penis-freed-from-toaster/UPI-53411381182698/?spt=fsb&or=ros&n=6
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:33 pm

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:
Cameron says we're all better off.

Twat.

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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:34 am

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That's feckin vile. I agree with that official website closure guy; this forum is vile.

The trees idea was scrapped. Hooray for trees!

In today's news, not much happened. Apart from this.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/10/07/London-firefighters-urge-common-sense-after-penis-freed-from-toaster/UPI-53411381182698/?spt=fsb&or=ros&n=6

 lol!  although it didn't make the news a mate of mine is a firefighter and he got called out to Yelverton toilets after a local business man got his foot caught down the pan of the toilet! He gave them some excuse about being worried about coming out of the toilet because he heard noises so he stood on the lip to have a look and slipped but it was ten o'clock at night and Yelvy toilets are cottaging/dogging central, also you wouldn't be surprised if you knew the bloke. Faf.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:07 pm

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Mapperley, darling wrote:
hairy j wrote:
They did survey users. Did you do the survey?

The trees debate rages
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In other news, a man threw poop at his missus in a drunken rage
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i chucked some doggie doo at its owner a few years back. the mutt shat on my door step! quite a feat as its up two steps, but i watched it do it and the neighbour walk away, called him back, he got a bit tetchy about me asking him to pick it up! so i chucked it at him. the next week the same happened, this time posted it through his door. i reckon it smeared across his floor when he went in. dirty fucker. never happened since

There's an elderly woman who lives down the road with two little terriers, she let them shit in my garden so I rubbed her nose in it then made her eat what was left she hasn't done it since.

is she still living? thats...whats the word...minging
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:21 pm

I made that bit up, honest I did Mapps.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:25 am

http://esciencenews.com/sources/bbc.news.science.nature/2014/01/29/neanderthals.gave.us.disease.genes
Scientists say that Cross breeding with Neanderthals has given us diabetes and addiction to smoking, after a night out on the Barbican recently I can confirm this interbreeding practice still goes on.
On BBC news Susannah was looking foxy but Stephanie was looking a bit frumpy.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:26 pm

Maxine croxall does it for me :-)
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:48 pm

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Cannibal rats on russian ship ? Does that mean theyll eat other rats, would that solve rat problem then ?

Bloodbath in kiev.

This scare story didn't add up for me.

Empty ship. Rats. Nothing else. The only new input would be rainwater with the very occasional dead bird.

The rats would eat everything they could which would be just about everything other than metal and glass. The ship would be stripped bare. Nothing would remain so they'd start to eat each other. Fair enough.

The rat population would not be sustainable though. Every rat movement, every breath, every heartbeat would expend energy that could not be replaced. It'd be like putting money in a fruit machine: put £100 quid in and get £80 back; put £80 in and get 65 back; put 65 in and get 50 back... Eventually the money would run out just as the rats would eventually die out.

The interesting question is how long it might take. Well that and how stinky a ship filled with rat excrement and dead rats might be.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:52 am

I did not know it cost £5.20 to climb the 72 feet of Smeaton's Tower by the 93 steps, until I seen a coupon offering it for £3
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:35 am

This is a warning to all those kids who skive off school.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:53 pm

My favourite story of the week is Cameron calling in the military because the government is getting a serious ear bashing over the floods in Somerset. Two soldiers turn up yesterday have a look around, then go home again with a look on their faces as if to say " what the feck do you expect us to do about that? Bomb it? scratch lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:00 pm

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My favourite story of the week is Cameron calling in the military because the government is getting a serious ear bashing over the floods in Somerset. Two soldiers turn up yesterday have a look around, then go home again with a look on their faces as if to say " what the feck do you expect us to do about that? Bomb it? scratch lol! 

When we were being evacuated by the marines down here, I asked the one dealing with my landing-craft how he felt about the job. His answer was that it was fine but that there was a village in Somerset that had been marooned also and why weren't they helping there as well. And that was a couple of weeks ago. Bloody Cameron was probably getting his comb-over sorted out.
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:37 pm

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My favourite story of the week is Cameron calling in the military because the government is getting a serious ear bashing over the floods in Somerset. Two soldiers turn up yesterday have a look around, then go home again with a look on their faces as if to say " what the feck do you expect us to do about that? Bomb it? scratch lol! 

There is an irony here.

Somerset is solid Tory territory. Those affected will almost certainly mostly be Tory voters. They strongly believe in low taxation, minimal state intervention, what is mine is mine, every man for himself and the cult of the individual and have voted that way forever.

So they pay less tax than they might, their rivers get dredged less often than they might and they get flooded more often than they might as a result.

Now they demand that "somebody" pays the £5m per year to be spent dredging rivers.

Well applying their logic, given that I live well up a hill and will never be flooded, why should my taxes pay for it? After all it won't benefit me one jot, will it?
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PostSubject: Re: In the "News" today.   Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:55 pm

There is also the fact that certain modern practices in agriculture cause topsoil to wash off the tops of fields, speeding down hillsides into rivers and becomes silt. The silt clogs up rivers and floods fields belonging to farmers!

The fact that January is the wettest on record after a very wet December has absolutely nothing to do with it! scratch Everything has to be somebody's fault. In this case I would track down the feckers doing the raindance and spend the next 10 years trying to deport the little bastards chickendance 
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