Southend Away

Me an the bootboys are heading over in one of the coaches.

Slip into the town quietly - "going Aviva" is how Waz put it.

The plan is to kick off at the services on the way up. Lay dain a marker for the season. Obvo after I've purchased me Whopper from Burger King. Can picture it already, me, Waz, Daz an the bheys bumping inter some Charlton fans or someone by WHSmith. Green Army! They won't know what's hit them. I will - Janner Tornado!

During the game I'm pretty certain Shez will have Conns, Branno an the lads fired up. Will sit as close as I can to the segregation netting I 'xpect. Got me cap in the wash an already given me Donnays a quick spit wash. Waz, Daz and Shaz are planning on being tooled up, but I'm old-school an would rather get a prapper kickin than act like an Italian. Will defo, when we score, be on the hallowed turf of Roots Hall. Prapper marker, that is. Everyone will know the 'Muff bois mean business 2013/14.

We've organised the return trip the night after via the back of a police meatwagon. I'll just have one thing to say at that point: Nice to meat you Saafend.

    

Careful, there's stewards on them there coaches would won't stand for any messing! They have permission to tell you that you're being a bit Norty!

Thanks for that report Mock2012.

They should do Whoppers for a quid like back in the day m8. £5 keep you fuelled up all day innit

Wen yoo travell on a Nooligan coach, all ya gotta rember is bring ya own stella bring ya own smoke bombs bring ya own wacky! fessssssssssssssss armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Just make sure you give a fake name, the Nooligan mafia will hunt you down otherwise.

Nah my fake name is Baron von Tinterhoffen. They won't see through that far too cunning

Baz fer short.

Yah-man.

Are we doing the RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR thing this season or is it uncool now?

Cool as feck, me Jonno, Robbo, Simmo and Tommo are all on Nooligan 4, gonna be wearin all the Aviva gear to blend in, when it all kicks off we gonna rip our shirts off an wave 'em over our heads! Gonna be mental!  

I'll be there handing out my business card as an unpaid private investigator

Han Solos Other Ship wrote:

Yah-man.

Are we doing the RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR thing this season or is it uncool now?

It's never been cool.

I'll take that as a yes then. Anyone be on chat on here during the game?

Maybe.

I'm pretty hanging.

Gonna rub off, then see how I feel.

Rub.

Rubby.

Rub Rub rub rub rub rub rub

That sounds like you're having a nice time.

BTW you seem like a nutter, if you wanna forum with other complete nutters follow the link in my location for a good laugh, innit.

mini chat later ?

Dougie wrote:

I'll be there handing out my business card as an unpaid private investigator

I hope you are registered  

more likely certified!  

Argyle (4-4-2): 23 Luke McCormick; 2 Durrell Berry, 15 Paul Wotton, 17 Curtis Nelson, 3 Andre Blackman; 7 Lewis Alessandra, 6 Conor Hourihane (capt), 11 Dominic Blizzard, 8 Romuald Boco; 9 Reuben Reid, 10 Marvin Morgan.

Substitutes: 1 Jake Cole, 14 Luke Young, 18 Tyler Harvey, 22 Jamie Richards, 24 Isaac Vassell, 25 Ben Purrington, 30 Ryan Lane

Looks like a good side there tbf