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as the tournament is now upon us..which girly/bloke (whatever floats your boat) are you looking forward to watch ?

i waiting for our Laura Robson to play ,

Any one of them, as long they're wearing the miniest of mini skirts. I wouldn't mind the Williams sisters making an appearance in those skin-coloured tights again. Pwoooooar.

Anna Kournikov still remains the hottest female tennis player of all time for me.. in fact lets take a moment to admire her in this pc friendly video that i could find of hers that wonnt offend our female users lol

saftey first:

those Williams sisters are a bit scarey for me !!!

alannotivvy wrote:

those Williams sisters are a bit scarey for me !!!

I know - I like it.

who is the best screamer out of maria and serena?

i reckon it would be maria,
hard to tell unless close up

alannotivvy wrote:

i reckon it would be maria,
hard to tell unless close up

you can hear her coming from 12 miles away she is that loud.

one of them Williams birds is on court at 1pm, but ive got to wait a little bit later to get a glimpse of young laura

ooh, thank you very much.:D
need a cider to calm me down now

She is wearing a lovely poloshirt today Alan. She clearly uses persil

she is certainly looking and playing rather well today. milky, milky

Angry wrote:

Anna Kournikov still remains the hottest female tennis player of all time for me.. in fact lets take a moment to admire her in this pc friendly video that i could find of hers that wonnt offend our female users lol

saftey first:

Nice video and she is a fantastic specimen but I couldn't quite understand the lyrics.
Is it........ You can't escape my love or you can't escape my load.
As Angry says without offending our female users I kinda hope its the latter.
Peter Kay almost makes a living out of misheard lyrics.

whats happened to the lovely kournikova ?  never see her anywhere now
chris evert is still tidy for an old bird:bounce:

MY reckoning is that nearly all the lady players are trying to beat Donna Summer. 'Love to love you...'

sharapova is out,that danish bird with the polish name is out !!!!
im definately gonna have to rely on Laura now

Out already

robbo's looking good today,   

who took down my ana ivanovic picture?

some do gooder guardian reader i expect.
on a brighter note, young Laura has just won again !!!!

Angry wrote:

who took down my ana ivanovic picture?

Just checked. Nobody in the mod-room other than you has made any changes since Wednesday morning.

alannotivvy wrote:

whats happened to the lovely kournikova ?  never see her anywhere now
chris evert is still tidy for an old bird:bounce:

 
Chris Evert helped me through puberty, bless her.

I prefer a grunter to a screamer, maybe it's an age thing.

now its back :S

Not much in the way of totty left in the competition. Serena is out, so even Person of Interest won't be happy. Serena's conqueror Sabine Lisicki looks the best of what's left....