Sensiblegreeny's birthday present.

I have a £30 budget*

What do I get Sensiblegreeny for his birthday?








*more like £2.93 and it must be something I can borrow and pretend, in two years time, that it actually belongs to me.

a sense of humour ?

He's actually quite funny. He often turns up naked at petrol stations at 3am and demands "two dozen creme eggs". You ain't funny Bunney.

He has to have a sense of humour with Hairy J as his son!
Also he is a saint for the very same reason.

When is it?

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

He has to have a sense of humour with Hairy J as his son!
Also he is a saint for the very same reason.

When is it?

I'm too drunk to read the calendar. In Avril or something.

These are only £5 plus p&p

How about a big stick so he can prod hairy away from the house when he comes to visit!

knecht wrote:

These are only £5 plus p&p

Holy shit. Ebay. It amazes me that people have access to digital cameras, a computer and an internet connection but not a dustbin.

Sign him up for Pasoti and make a donation to a good cause, like Brent's pension plan.

He'll fit right in on the farm. That'll teach 'em fer bannin you !

How about the Rickler book of putdowns?

He's heard most of them but he might have forgotten some by now.

Either that or anything on this page.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_trksid=p2047675.m570.l1311.R1.TR4.TRC0&_nkw=mankini&_sacat=0&_from=R40

An LG television?

An eighth of decent bud?

Greenjock wrote:

How about the Rickler book of putdowns?

He's heard most of them but he might have forgotten some by now.

Either that or anything on this page.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_trksid=p2047675.m570.l1311.R1.TR4.TRC0&_nkw=mankini&_sacat=0&_from=R40

I could send him one of mine and save a bit of money.

He could wear it or use it as a catapult, either way that would stop hairy from getting in the house.

feckin useless you lot.

He occasionally gives you shit on here.

Why not give him some?

http://www.shitsenders.com/order/

I'd go for the gorilla option.

How about some driving lessons so he can get around once he has past his test.

What about a bike or roller skates. I have this picture in my head of SG at Halfords trying to choose a bike with the sales staff committing suicide one by one.

Just joking

Book him a high colonic irrigation session.

Home n hosed

Happy Daze wrote:

What about a bike or roller skates. I have this picture in my head of SG at Halfords trying to choose a bike with the sales staff committing suicide one by one.

Just joking

How about you up the budget by laying off the drink ?