Update - 28/9/11

For Chris and Ian

Forgive any typos but I am a fat fingered buffon typing on a laptop in my front room.

I am off to the shops in a minute as I have run out of bread and coffee. When I come back I will take the dogs for a walk. I shall head in to work at about 1pm (by car). Obviously I cannot tell you what I am going to do at work for reasons of national security, but it is VERY IMPORTANT. I can tell you that we have PG tips tea bags in our kitchen, and we have milk delivered daily. I hope that information will keep you satisified. I will probably finish work at about 11pm, or possibly earlier, or maybe later. I don't know if I will have time any dinner. I will come home by car.

Please feel free to congratulate me.

Frank

Frank Bullitt wrote:

For Chris and Ian

Forgive any typos but I am a fat fingered buffon typing on a laptop in my front room.

I am off to the shops in a minute as I have run out of bread and coffee. When I come back I will take the dogs for a walk. I shall head in to work at about 1pm (by car). Obviously I cannot tell you what I am going to do at work for reasons of national security, but it is VERY IMPORTANT. I can tell you that we have PG tips tea bags in our kitchen, and we have milk delivered daily. I hope that information will keep you satisified. I will probably finish work at about 11pm, or possibly earlier, or maybe later. I don't know if I will have time any dinner. I will come home by car.

Please feel free to congratulate me.

Frank

WTF ? !

I hate 'in' jokes. They're so big n gay !

Tringreen wrote:

Frank Bullitt wrote:

For Chris and Ian

Forgive any typos but I am a fat fingered buffon typing on a laptop in my front room.

I am off to the shops in a minute as I have run out of bread and coffee. When I come back I will take the dogs for a walk. I shall head in to work at about 1pm (by car). Obviously I cannot tell you what I am going to do at work for reasons of national security, but it is VERY IMPORTANT. I can tell you that we have PG tips tea bags in our kitchen, and we have milk delivered daily. I hope that information will keep you satisified. I will probably finish work at about 11pm, or possibly earlier, or maybe later. I don't know if I will have time any dinner. I will come home by car.

Please feel free to congratulate me.

Frank

WTF ? !

I hate 'in' jokes. They're so big n gay !

You should be congratulating me on working so hard

Well done Frank for working so hard. You're a credit to all of us everywhere.

Congratulations Frank........................ this comes from someone renowned for their premature congratulations

I would like to thank Frank and I would like to thank everyone else that has thanked Frank, and I mean that frankly.

Your an example to us all

Thank thuck thats over.

Well done Frank, I think every thing you say is amazin'. Keep up the good work (whatever it is you do, but the talk is good).

Frank, I think it's time for the rousing speech thing, pull your finger out fella!

GOB wrote:

Frank, I think it's time for the rousing speech thing, pull your finger out fella!

Fonin, faxin, finkin dancin !............................................... no shavin though til the fat lady fings....I mean sings !

I can't believe that Frank hasn't mentioned Tony Campbell yet so I will, TONY CAMPBELL.



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Is that the same Tony Campbell, the financial advisor to the stars and global wealthy ? ... he who specialises in off shore solutions ? ... would have been the perfect chap to organise the BIL thing if Heaney had thought about it... seems a shame to have wasted such connections.

Wasn't he involved in some attempt to buy another football club recently ? He obviously wasn't going to let the grass grow under his feet for long .... good on the man. Leaves the club, and before you know it is sniffing out another footie deal ...... green as they come apparently.... wouldn't want him kicking his heels in widdow's weeds would we. Salt of the earth.... just making ends meet ... you know it makes sense.

I have been really busy the last couple of days so I apologise for not giving you an update on whatever it is I do. On Tuesday I chased someone through a shopping precinct and had a bit of a scrap in front of a chemist (I won on points). I had to speak to the press but I don't like to boast about things like that. On Wednesday I caught 2 people on a rooftop which was rather nice as last time I tried that I fell through a roof and bled a lot. On Thursday I went to Bedford. Today I have been to Lincolnshire which I believe is near the north pole. Last night I had KFC for tea but today I just had a sandwich because I have been eating too much crap recently. I am looking forward to watching the rugby tomorrow morning and I think England will win by 12 points. I will also take the dogs swimming because it is really hot up here. The wife spent 700 quid on a table and I am not too happy about that because its just a table and we now have to find 8 chairs to go with it, and guess what, they won't be cheap either.

But thanks for the support guys, I am doing it all for you.

Thanks for the update Frank, I can't believe it's taken 2 days for it to happen though. I wasn't sure what opinion to have or if there was anything I could be commanded to do.

Frank thanks for the update, keep up the fantastic work. It is refreshing that someone can talk so honestly.

Frank,

IJN and Webby don't post on here --

I ask a childish question on their behalf...

Frank, do you think you should have your own forum?

Rickler wrote:

Frank,

IJN and Webby don't post on here --

I ask a childish question on their behalf...

Frank, do you think you should have your own forum?

I think I should as it would be free from outside influence and it would be open to all. But I am worried that no one would read it and I won't get as much hero worship. So I will stick to the popular one where the big boys cant pick on me.

Frank, firstly, I would like to thank you for all the wonderful and hard work that you have put in, you really are one hell of a guy. Can I ask, do you intend to seek a position in the boardroom and if so, will you be inviting your friends from ATD to the business lounge?

Thanks again and again and again Frank.

GOB wrote:

Frank, firstly, I would like to thank you for all the wonderful and hard work that you have put in, you really are one hell of a guy. Can I ask, do you intend to seek a position in the boardroom and if so, will you be inviting your friends from ATD to the business lounge?

Thanks again and again and again Frank.

I will seek a place in the boardroom as I feel that is my natural level.

Once there I shall make more important friends, and lets be honest, you guys don't really like prawn sandwiches. So back to the cheap seats for the oiks.

Thanks for the reply Frank.

And once again, thanks for all the magnificent hard work you're putting in for yourself.

Frank Bullitt wrote:

I have been really busy the last couple of days so I apologise for not giving you an update on whatever it is I do. On Tuesday I chased someone through a shopping precinct and had a bit of a scrap in front of a chemist (I won on points). I had to speak to the press but I don't like to boast about things like that. On Wednesday I caught 2 people on a rooftop which was rather nice as last time I tried that I fell through a roof and bled a lot. On Thursday I went to Bedford. Today I have been to Lincolnshire which I believe is near the north pole. Last night I had KFC for tea but today I just had a sandwich because I have been eating too much crap recently. I am looking forward to watching the rugby tomorrow morning and I think England will win by 12 points. I will also take the dogs swimming because it is really hot up here. The wife spent 700 quid on a table and I am not too happy about that because its just a table and we now have to find 8 chairs to go with it, and guess what, they won't be cheap either.

But thanks for the support guys, I am doing it all for you.

You really shouldn't be doing everything Frank. Get your contingency group to go out and rattle a few buckets to pay for the chairs.

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