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Big Robby
Posts : 310 Join date : 2018-05-16
 | Subject: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:50 pm | |
| I'm on call so ive been reading some of the best jokes from the Edinbrugh Festival and my favourites were "A Tory Education Minister goes into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says Teachers OK? and the minister says "Does it look like I give shit" but definitely maybe my favourite was "I got a Blur alarm clock for my Birthday so I wake up to Parklife every morning except Wednesdays when I get rudely interupted by the dustmen" |
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Earwegoagain

Posts : 5505 Join date : 2017-09-09
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:20 pm | |
| I like the teachers one. |
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Czarcasm

Posts : 8603 Join date : 2011-10-23
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:53 pm | |
| - Big Robby wrote:
- I'm on call so ive been reading some of the best jokes from the Edinbrugh Festival and my favourites were "A Tory Education Minister goes into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says Teachers OK? and the minister says "Does it look like I give shit" but definitely maybe my favourite was "I got a Blur alarm clock for my Birthday so I wake up to Parklife every morning except Wednesdays when I get rudely interupted by the dustmen"
I’m havin that 2nd one. |
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Big Robby
Posts : 310 Join date : 2018-05-16
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:55 pm | |
| "Wheres the best place in London to buy a burqa" Maida Vale |
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hippo
Posts : 1380 Join date : 2012-02-14 Location : A small enclosure on the Iberian peninsula.
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:03 pm | |
| Out cycling yesterday and came across a bloke throwing blue bottles over a wall. I asked him what he was doing....... Fly tipping. |
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Big Robby
Posts : 310 Join date : 2018-05-16
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:15 pm | |
| I rang my Nan because I had a dead bee in my sink and didn't know what to do with it. She said "Scoop it out with a spoon and flush it down the toilet" so I said "OK but what do I do with the bee?" |
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Big Robby
Posts : 310 Join date : 2018-05-16
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:26 pm | |
| My wife shouted at me earlier "Will you stop singing Oasis songs" "I said Maybe" |
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tigertony

Posts : 2394 Join date : 2012-01-05
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:54 pm | |
| (Edinburgh festival) ''I don't like the new pound coin - but then I don't like change anyway'' |
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RegGreen
Posts : 3716 Join date : 2015-07-08
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Hugh Watt
Posts : 5716 Join date : 2012-01-08 Location : Over there....
 | Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:18 am | |
| - Big Robby wrote:
- I'm on call so ive been reading some of the best jokes from the Edinbrugh Festival and my favourites were "A Tory Education Minister goes into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says Teachers OK? and the minister says "Does it look like I give shit" but definitely maybe my favourite was "I got a Blur alarm clock for my Birthday so I wake up to Parklife every morning except Wednesdays when I get rudely interupted by the dustmen"
Funny but at the same time Slightly depressing baring in mind that Parklife was released 24 years ago. I'm amazed just typing that. I liked this ‘Never Apologise! Never Explain!’. Sorry, that’s my motto. |
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