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Big Robby



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PostSubject: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 2:50 pm

I'm on call so ive been reading some of the best jokes from the Edinbrugh Festival and my favourites were "A Tory Education Minister goes into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says Teachers OK? and the minister says "Does it look like I give shit" but definitely maybe my favourite was "I got a Blur alarm clock for my Birthday so I wake up to Parklife every morning except Wednesdays when I get rudely interupted by the dustmen"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 3:20 pm

I like the teachers one. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 3:53 pm

Big Robby wrote:
I'm on call so ive been reading some of the best jokes from the Edinbrugh Festival and my favourites were "A Tory Education Minister goes into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says Teachers OK? and the minister says "Does it look like I give shit"  but definitely maybe my favourite was "I got a Blur alarm clock for my Birthday so I wake up to Parklife every morning except Wednesdays when I get rudely interupted by the dustmen"

I’m havin that 2nd one. flower
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 3:55 pm

"Wheres the best place in London to buy a burqa" Maida Vale
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 4:03 pm

Out cycling yesterday and came across a bloke throwing blue bottles over a wall. I asked him what he was doing....... Fly tipping.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 4:15 pm

I rang my Nan because I had a dead bee in my sink and didn't know what to do with it. She said "Scoop it out with a spoon and flush it down the toilet" so I said "OK but what do I do with the bee?"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 8:26 pm

My wife shouted at me earlier "Will you stop singing Oasis songs" "I said Maybe"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 9:54 pm

(Edinburgh festival) ''I don't like the new pound coin - but then I don't like change anyway''
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyThu Aug 16, 2018 11:42 pm

Czarcasm wrote:
Big Robby wrote:
I'm on call so ive been reading some of the best jokes from the Edinbrugh Festival and my favourites were "A Tory Education Minister goes into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says Teachers OK? and the minister says "Does it look like I give shit"  but definitely maybe my favourite was "I got a Blur alarm clock for my Birthday so I wake up to Parklife every morning except Wednesdays when I get rudely interupted by the dustmen"

I’m havin that 2nd one. flower
raised a smile at both of em Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes EmptyFri Aug 17, 2018 9:18 am

Big Robby wrote:
I'm on call so ive been reading some of the best jokes from the Edinbrugh Festival and my favourites were "A Tory Education Minister goes into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says Teachers OK? and the minister says "Does it look like I give shit"  but definitely maybe my favourite was "I got a Blur alarm clock for my Birthday so I wake up to Parklife every morning except Wednesdays when I get rudely interupted by the dustmen"

Funny but at the same time Slightly depressing baring in mind that Parklife was released 24 years ago. I'm amazed just typing that.

I liked this ‘Never Apologise! Never Explain!’. Sorry, that’s my motto.
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