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PostSubject: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:28 am

I like my world leader's like I like my tea; strong, milky and mixed closely.

Howevs, I do concern oneself with the impact on one's own estate. Namely, the peculiar ties between them and linking the likes of Nigel Farage, Aaron Banks, Michael Gove, Cambridge Analytica, et al.

Anyway, I have got a picture of a Tibetan Mastiff for your perusal, yurr:



So my question is, if you were a dog breed, what would you be, and why?

Personally I'd go foxhaind, so I could retain my interest in chasing unwitting catdogs araind the countryside before mercilessly ripping them to shreds, all the in name of sport.
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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:15 am

Ok, I'll start. TGWU would be a zany little Lab Retriever, brain of course.
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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:28 am

Punchy would be a Guide Dog for all his help with the Disabled.
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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:29 am

I'd be a pekingese, the chinese lion. I'd sit on Donald's big fat lap, and steal his dollars while he was away playing golf, the lazy big mouthed git.  

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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:15 am

That just about weighs you up. Travels to London to protest against Trump when you know perfectly well he ain’t there.
Yet you won’t travel 200 yards to confront Brent when you’ve spent years on here moaning about him. At least Saint Francis had the balls to ask a question or two.
As my mother used to say, all mouth, no trousers.

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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:53 am

I'd be a wild dog, no master I'll leave the laps to those that crave them.
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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:38 pm

Rollo Tomasi wrote:
That just about weighs you up. Travels to London to protest against Trump when you know perfectly well he ain’t there.
Yet you won’t travel 200 yards to confront Brent when you’ve spent years on here moaning about him. At least Saint Francis had the balls to ask a question or two.
As my mother used to say, all mouth, no trousers.


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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:39 pm

Earwegoagain wrote:
I'd be a wild dog, no master I'll leave the laps to those that crave them.
like a badger, very nice
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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:45 pm

Mock Cuncher wrote:
Earwegoagain wrote:
I'd be a wild dog, no master I'll leave the laps to those that crave them.
like a badger, very nice

Or I could be a fox hound and pack up with you, much more efficient and free range chickens up and down the land would laud us for saving them from being ripped to pieces by an animal hunting and killing just for sport.
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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:19 pm

I am already spoken for.

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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:35 pm

beesrus wrote:
I'd be a pekingese, the chinese lion. I'd sit on Donald's big fat lap, and steal his dollars while he was away playing golf, the lazy big mouthed git.  


I had you down as a cross between a bulldog and a shihtzu.

Commonly known as a bullshit.
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PostSubject: Re: Putin's Poodle / Trump's Tibetan Mastiff   Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:17 pm

Anybody want to own up to being a Great Dane ?
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